Snowmen of the Ridgecrest Nation

Posted by phil

Snow has fallen once again upon the Ridgecrest Nation, and this time, the wonderful opportunity to make snowmen was not missed. I, Stewart the Intern, along with Sharon and Abby from Girls Camp went out to make snowpeople. The girls made a valiant effort in creating their snow creature with the almost unpackable snow. I then started on what will live in infamy next to Frosty as a most epic snowman.

His name is Toby. He is a towering 5 feet tall, and is putting the ‘man’ back in snowman. Are those 2×4’s for arms? Why, yes they are. Strong arms. The shoulders are akin to Jason March’s with no neck to be seen. The big smile is made of a piece of chewed up frisbee donated to me by Toby’s friend, Mr. Ezra Maslin the canine. Toby’s unwavering stare comes from his eyes being made of solid rock I foraged for in the forests surrounding camp. No need for a scarf – Toby can handle the elements, because he was born in them. This is why he was named an honorary Sioux Trailblazer and was given the privilege of wearing the Sioux headdress. If you hurry and drop by camp in the next day or so, you can meet Toby in person before he melts into legend.